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11.07.2009

there's this guy i know.

he has a real bad case of ocd. he mistakenly calls it ocb. every. single. time. including today. well, he has a bad case of old country buffet, too, but i try not to let that get in the way of our love. i see those tweets of his that read: gee solutions. and i know exactly what that means. he typed the first thing that came to his head. he does it often. it never ever makes sense, but it makes me hysterical. today we discussed toilet cleaning and terrorism. speaking of terror, he dipped his garlic bread in sour cream. hello? they make marinara for a reason, dude. later, he scoffed @ my exhaustion and pointed to my bejeweled blitz score. yea ok, i get it. then he sang to me. have you heard the "thong song?" if you haven't, you are not missing out. but he often changes the words to songs. he's like a weird al. only weirder. and not as popular. oh and better, because his songs are about me! so, he's really nothing like weird al.
anyway, he sang "baby, write your blog. blog. blog. let me see that blOOOoooOOOg! that blog, blog, blog, blog, blog!"
*sigh* and yet we're still friends. best friends.that's-uh spicy meat-uh ball-uh.
friends with play-doh made moustaches.

5 comments!:

Laura said...

You both are hysterical, seriously...crack.me.up. Terrorisim and toilet cleaning, hmmmm. I guess I can see the connection. :)

Oh, and please make him sing something next time I come over, I love myself an original song! :)

freckletree. said...

did you photoshop his boogers out? no one-- i mean NO ONE-- has a nose THAT clean.

cold bust.

shannon said...

HA! there most definitely *is* a connection. i honestly wish i remembered to record his original songs! they are just so weird.

so, i told him that a friend commented on the freakish cleanliness of his nose, and he told me to tell you that he picks it. yep, you heard it here first, he's a nose picker. and i can't believe i just posted that on the world wide web.
major over-share.

yoga ninja mama said...

you guys are so cute together. i love to see people in loooooove, especially when they are also best friends.

i hope i can find that someday.

that picture of you two is adorable *facepalm*.

p.s. you know what's seriously DISTURBING? the thong song music video. it's like, neon thongs and huge asses everywhere.

shannon said...

thanks, love! you will most DEFINITELY find it! i just know it. and chya, that music video!? *shudders* so disturbing.

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